I'm starting a new category here at Chroma: I Don't Get It will catalogue all of those things, and there are countless, that I just don't get. Cultural blips on the radar that, try as I may, I can't get my head around.
Rather than explain further, I'll let the first entry speak for itself and what to expect:
Recently, Paris Hilton forgot to pay the monthly fee for her storage locker, so a lot of her stuff was put up for auction. Videos, journals, sex toys, pictures of cocaine snorting, you name it. All that could be YOURS! for the low low monthly fee of, wait for this, $39.95.
"Did she really give Cher's son herpes?" (?!?!?!?)
"See what she buys!"
Just some of the secrets exposed, if you're willing to part with 40 bucks a month.
I'd love to get a clue of what this means for Western civilization, because as it stands: I Don't Get It.